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Lover Boy

I’m online shopping. For wife Number Two. I’m not looking for a trade-in deal. That wouldn’t be wise. I am not seeking to upgrade. Saying so would be a grave error. A mistake you say? Yes, most certainly. My dear wife, wife Number One, is well within earshot. She is sitting not more than a […]

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Cake and Candles

Wee-man has turned one! A mighty milestone and its killing me. I don’t play favourites with the kids. That is to say, I try not to. I have three girls and a boy. My Wee-Man. Even the dogs are bitches and my wife, well… For years I have been outnumbered, out hormoned and it has […]

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It’s Up to You

Sometimes people, it is your fault. And that is okay. Stop it. Stop the blame. Stop the dodging and the deflecting and the recriminations and the pointing of the fingers and the obfuscation and all the rest of it. Every now and then, just maybe, it is ok, as a fully functioning member of society, […]

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The Benefits of Boobs

My wife is a strong supporter of ‘breast is best’. And I have to agree. Jugs. Melons. Jars. Hooters.   Tits, boobs, breasts. I think that about covers it. It doesn’t matter how you describe them, how you refer to them. Boobs are boobs, in all their varying shapes and sizes. Impossible to ignore, inappropriate […]

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Fire It Up

Here we go again, the big game…bring it on. I can be a fairly random bloke at the best of times. Breaking into song, some sort of white guy boogie to accompany my dulcet tones. I’ll spring out of my seat, yelling at the top of voice ‘Let’s bake’ to no one but a surprised […]

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Look and learn

I’m drunk. (Well I was when I started this…) Not so drunk that I don’t have motor control, or have lost focus, or my basic functions are making a fool of me. There is but the one monitor in front of me, my fingers are about as co-operative with the keyboard as they ever are. […]

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Pride

A major, life affirming moment has occurred.  School holidays have arrived and contradictory to popular opinion, it is not the headache inducing time of year many people make it out to be. Admittedly, the winter break is that bit more awkward. If the weather doesn’t come to the party, you can be screwed. A bunch […]

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Sacrifice

How much have you given? Given up, given away? Now before we start, maybe I should state the above is not at all how I see things. Everyone makes sacrifices for what it is they want to achieve and gain from whatever path they are on in life. Parenting is no different. But to say […]

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